"Finally, when John Edwards used to go on and on about the two Americas, he pretended to be speaking about the rich and the poor when, as I suspected all along, he was actually referring to those who would or wouldn’t have sex with him. On the other hand, he was correct in suggesting there existed a real division in our nation. As I see it, there are those who see a pile of horse poop and assume there must be a pony, and there are the rest of us who see the same steaming mess and assume that Barack Obama has just delivered another speech."
-- Burt Prelutsky
Prelutsky.com
PS. He has a great book, "Liberals: America's Termites" available at his site.
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Burt P is funny and is saying it like it is. Thank you Alan.
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