Mice and Snakes, Oh My!

From a May 1st Washington Post article reporting that The Washington Times is up for sale:

"The finances are so tight that the newspaper hasn't paid some of its bills or tended to basic maintenance issues -- such as hiring an exterminator to deal with mice and snakes sneaking into the building on New York Avenue in Northeast."

As someone who has worked closely with the pest control industry for decades, I can assure you this is a sure sign that the end is near!