Sunday, March 27, 2011

Obama Prepares for Speech on Libya


Barack tries out the magic ruby slippers that will enable him to escape the "kinetic military action" occurring in Libya while explaining to everyone why it is not a WAR and is really being conducted by a combination of NATO and the United Nations. Go for it, Barack, I cannot wait to hear this one.

h/t to TerrellAfterMath.com

5 comments:

  1. Then of course he made the decision to speak about this WAR until Monday due to the NCAA viewing schedule.

    Plus it will take all weekend to load the teleprompter with bullcrap.

    Some reasons to be busy when he gives his speech:

    Have to Color code your closet

    Arrange your sock drawer

    your driveway needs waxing

    have to study for a blood test

    your spice cabinet needs alphabetizing

    new kitties or a new puppy that needs your attention

    If you have kids, let the kids go at the tv screen with wipable coloured pens when Obama’s on, tell them to have at it and see what they can turn him into.

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  2. @electron: Thank you for your very entertaining contribution to the discussion of Obama's next speech.

    One of the drawbacks of being a professional "pundit" is having to listen to his crap.

    A recent blog post noted his inclination to lie about everything.

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  3. You know Mr. Caruba, you could be a politician instead of a professional pundit, then you could be spewing some of this crap... I am sorry about taking the cheap shot, politicians are so touchy lately about having cheap shots or shots taken at them.

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  4. THANK YOU for posting this!

    I'm glad I found your blog!!

    Steve
    Common Cents
    http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

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  5. LOL! Thanks for this one, Alan!

    I'd like to add to electron's list, though:

    Have to play golf again

    Have to eat out again

    Have to attend another party

    And I laughed at one of your FB followers posting, "The other day, Obama lacked an entrance strategy to his own office."

    Ahh, how refreshing is humour.

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