Sunday, March 27, 2011

Obama Prepares for Speech on Libya

Barack tries out the magic ruby slippers that will enable him to escape the "kinetic military action" occurring in Libya while explaining to everyone why it is not a WAR and is really being conducted by a combination of NATO and the United Nations. Go for it, Barack, I cannot wait to hear this one.

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electron janitor said...

Then of course he made the decision to speak about this WAR until Monday due to the NCAA viewing schedule.

Plus it will take all weekend to load the teleprompter with bullcrap.

Some reasons to be busy when he gives his speech:

Have to Color code your closet

Arrange your sock drawer

your driveway needs waxing

have to study for a blood test

your spice cabinet needs alphabetizing

new kitties or a new puppy that needs your attention

If you have kids, let the kids go at the tv screen with wipable coloured pens when Obama’s on, tell them to have at it and see what they can turn him into.

Alan Caruba said...

@electron: Thank you for your very entertaining contribution to the discussion of Obama's next speech.

One of the drawbacks of being a professional "pundit" is having to listen to his crap.

A recent blog post noted his inclination to lie about everything.

Cederq said...

You know Mr. Caruba, you could be a politician instead of a professional pundit, then you could be spewing some of this crap... I am sorry about taking the cheap shot, politicians are so touchy lately about having cheap shots or shots taken at them.

commoncents said...

THANK YOU for posting this!

I'm glad I found your blog!!

Common Cents

Matt said...

LOL! Thanks for this one, Alan!

I'd like to add to electron's list, though:

Have to play golf again

Have to eat out again

Have to attend another party

And I laughed at one of your FB followers posting, "The other day, Obama lacked an entrance strategy to his own office."

Ahh, how refreshing is humour.